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Rally Around Okee-Dokee Corral

by Jalen Mavero 01-01-2094 04:30 hours

URGENT ALERT: General Rosco has asked ALL AVAILABLE PILOTS to rally around the Okee-Dokee Corral & Ranch in Glen Rose, TX starting this weekend. We will be there indefinitely. This area is infested with Rogue Dinosaur clones, so bring plenty of barbeque sauce because WE WILL EAT GOOD while we are there :-⟩

Texas Minutemen's Central Division will have the point. We are there to support & report directly to them. Elijah Baldwin will be leading Rochester on this campaign. Any & all questions, comments or concerns should go to him. And of course, I am always available to help anybody in anyway possible. WE NEED ALOT OF PEOPLE ON THIS ONE!!! PLEASE DO YOUR BEST TO COME. THANKS!

AS ALWAYS: please do not forget your Rain Gear, NBC Mask & Suit. There are NO EXTRAS, so if you forget, you will not survive.

Period.




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Special Thanks and Recognition

by Joseph Mavero 12-12-2093 23:30 hours

A VERY SPECIAL THANKS to everyone who participated in this month's Urban Scavage Campaigns. We were able to make some allies in Myrtle Beach thanks to Asad and Asif Abraham, The Dynamic Duo. We also eradicated a dense population of diseased boars that will know longer rule the Trinity River Basin thanks to Casey Haddox and company.

Jahiem Sheppard keeps kicking ass & taking names for Rochester all over the Southwest Region, but we are especially thankful for his most recent contributions to the Beaver County Campaign. Now Beaver County is totally FREE OF ALL INSURGENTS as well as the demon-control-grouping that has been so hard to crack up until now.

The Resistance now fully & completely occupies the entire state of Pennsylvania from the Liberty Bell to Roberto Clemente Drive thanks IN NO SMALL PART to Jahiem Sheppard & Rochester Drone Force. WAY TO GO Y'ALL! KEEP IT UP!! WE ARE MAKING A DIFFERENCE!!!




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Get Paid to Help Us Recruit

by Human Resources 01-08-2094 at 15:30

Earn $1,000 for every pilot we hire that you refer to Rochester Drone Force. Please reach out to everybody you know who may be interested in becoming a Rochester Drone Force Pilot. Thank you!!




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Rochester Road Rally Aerial Views

by Beaver County 4-Wheel Drive, Inc. 01-17-2094 at 14:00 hours

Congratulations to Mr. and Mrs. Mickey Rowen, this year's Grand Prize Winners of the 126th Annual Rochester Road Rally. The Rowens' finished the course in 2 hours and 48 minutes.

Second Place Prizes will be awarded to Gene and Bull for their time of 3 hours and 3 minutes.




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Drone Pilot School

by Training Department 01-19-2094 at 09:00 hours

Drone Force Piloting - 101 ENROLLMENT STARTS 03-01-2094!!!

This is a one-week course meeting Mon - Fri at 09:00 to 14:00 hours.




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Drone Mechanic School

By Training Department 02-02-2094 at 09:00 hours

Drone Mechanic School ENROLLMENT STARTS 03-01-2094!!!

This is a one-week course meeting Mon - Fri at 09:00 to 14:00 hours.




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Endless Praise from Minutemen

by Dathan Jackson 02-11-2094 at 19:30 hours

We have had SO MANY patriotic drone pilots donating their valuable time and resources volunteering to help the Minutemen. Positive reports of Rochester Drone Force's DIRECT IMPACT on The Resistance are literally pouring in almost faster than we can handle them all. AWESOME WORK PEOPLE!!!




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Dining on Dinosaur

by Chris Neely 02-24-2094 at 10:45 hours

Anybody have any good dino-recipes??? I'm tired of the same-ole, same-ole. Does anybody remember how they used to make Grandma Helen's WORLD-FAMOUS Pepperoni Bread??? I'll bet we could substitute in some Italian-Flavored, sliced-dino meat. Mmm, doesn't that sound delicious???